insta-lurking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016

myspace lurk

someone(preferably a creeper) who checks out other people's myspaces more than 10 times a day and doesn't leave comments or any indication they were even there; lurkers must be sly. they may also know personal information about the people they be lurkin'.

Timmy: "dude Greg knows about my plans this weekend and i haven't talked to him in a month."
Johnny: "no shit. Greg is such a myspace lurk. gotta watch out for him"
Timmy: "fucking lurker..."

by alinaaa February 14, 2007

Lurkdom

Lurkdom is the state of sitting in the shadows of an internet chat room or newsgroup without participating

I must come out of lurkdom to let them know.

by kathyin October 22, 2011

Discord Lurker

Someone who is part of a Discord Server, but rarely sends chats and NEVER joins the VC without mute and deafen on. These people are usually on for quite a while at a time, but you wont ever really see them interact.

Person 1: I've seen that guy on a lot, but never seen him talk.
Person 2: That's because he is a Discord Lurker

by DiscordLurker March 29, 2022

Luzkov

Legendary internet writer of www.geekincognito.com and creator of the dancing Karl Marx the word Luzkov is now used to describe an unorthodox or strange occourance.

did you see that talking donkey? Yeah that was Luzkov, man.

by neilbob January 11, 2004

Lukose

an extremely sweet combination of 3 monomers: glucose, fructose, and goofysmileose, not a cell dumping

Look! This candy has lukose in it!

by bj the dj September 27, 2006

lurk more

A response designed to point out, on an internet messageboard or similar, that a person (the target of the command) is unfamiliar with certain inside jokes (meme), has not been around very long, or is a generally inept poster who needs to contribute less to the conversation (lurk) until he/she is more informed.

1337n00b: Can someone explain why that guy is in so many photoshops? I mean, sure he looks funny, but...

Veteran: LURK MORE.

by Matt Gstohl October 17, 2005