A luoser is someone who is a narcissist as well as a bit of a dropkick. He has a lot of demons and often grunts weirdly. He also refers to himself as "King Kevin" or "Mr. Sexy". He constantly says restarted things and can cause people to suffer from cringe. He believes he is the alpha male and tells off any statement that differs from his opinion. He is also obsessed with rats and girls from SGGs and Hornsby. He has a sweet tooth for ice cream but never eats it for meals. He is also a chikoko dweller. If you find yourself near a chikoko, watch out for him. He will scar you for life.
Ah rats! It's him again. He's such a luoser.
We are at chikoko. Watch out, a luoser could be around the corner.
Whatta luoser!
We are at chikoko. Watch out, a luoser could be around the corner.
Whatta luoser!
by BigFatOgre2 June 27, 2019
Get the Luoser mug.by Cody Mac James March 7, 2010
Get the luong mug.v: Jimmy almost made it with that hot babe, then he did a luongo and went home alone....again
n: we drained our spaghetti in a Luongo mama brought home from Vancouver.
n: we drained our spaghetti in a Luongo mama brought home from Vancouver.
by The Sieverator1 May 15, 2011
Get the luongo mug.I Love You, OK is a song by Japan's greatest Jet Rock n' Roll Band, Guitar Wolf. LUOK (pronounced as phonetically) is code for telling your secret lover just how much you love them, ok.
My co-workers can hear me. LUOK!
by Honey_Bunny December 29, 2007
Get the LUOK mug.A practical deity in Des Moines, Iowa, Thai Luong was raised out of obscurity by his innate sense of awesome. He leads the city scoreboard in three areas: Showing Up, Kicking Ass, and Taking Names.*
A virtual pioneer in the local music scene, he created a Death Metal band with another local, Isaac Quijano, but abandoned it five minutes later because quote, "That shit was so five minutes ago." He knows the scene. And they know him. Incidentally, he also scored top points for creating the longest, most useless name for any Des Moines band, We Are The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse And One Of Us Is Named Death.
He currently owns two vehicles, a 1988 BMW 528e, tentatively known as Fey Killer, and a 2006 Honda Metropolitan, known as Blue Steel of Youknowitssweet. He has crashed his beloved Ducati, known to all as "The One The Brings All The Boys To The Yard."
Thai Luong has slept with everyone. Yes, even that freshman who says that she's 18. Thai Luong believes that everyone deserves a chance in his pants. Even you. Yes, you.
Thai works at A Dong. It is a Vietnamese restaurant. Make fun of the name and he'll kill you. With his good looks.
He DOES NOT deal drugs. Stop calling him.
*These points are hotly contested considering he is always late. The judges ruled in his favor because he always shows up, but his detractors say that he should be disqualified due to chronic lateness. With taking names, sometimes he forgets. But he always gets the digits, and all the judges agree that that's what matters.
Also, no one has ever contested his ranking in the Kicking Ass department. He ALWAYS kicks ass, awesomely and consistently.
A virtual pioneer in the local music scene, he created a Death Metal band with another local, Isaac Quijano, but abandoned it five minutes later because quote, "That shit was so five minutes ago." He knows the scene. And they know him. Incidentally, he also scored top points for creating the longest, most useless name for any Des Moines band, We Are The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse And One Of Us Is Named Death.
He currently owns two vehicles, a 1988 BMW 528e, tentatively known as Fey Killer, and a 2006 Honda Metropolitan, known as Blue Steel of Youknowitssweet. He has crashed his beloved Ducati, known to all as "The One The Brings All The Boys To The Yard."
Thai Luong has slept with everyone. Yes, even that freshman who says that she's 18. Thai Luong believes that everyone deserves a chance in his pants. Even you. Yes, you.
Thai works at A Dong. It is a Vietnamese restaurant. Make fun of the name and he'll kill you. With his good looks.
He DOES NOT deal drugs. Stop calling him.
*These points are hotly contested considering he is always late. The judges ruled in his favor because he always shows up, but his detractors say that he should be disqualified due to chronic lateness. With taking names, sometimes he forgets. But he always gets the digits, and all the judges agree that that's what matters.
Also, no one has ever contested his ranking in the Kicking Ass department. He ALWAYS kicks ass, awesomely and consistently.
by Alexander Ramsus December 24, 2008
Get the Thai Luong mug.short for LUONGO, the legendary Canadian goalie of the Vancouver Canucks, who saved the day and pwned the Americans during he 2010 olympics.
by I AM CANADIANZ March 2, 2010
Get the LUOOOOOO mug.Is the starting goaltender for the Vancouver Canucks. He is recognized as one of the best goalkeepers, in NHL history.
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