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packed lunch

to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.
"i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch".
by apex dave January 19, 2011
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Packed my lunch

Several hours after eating rich food it becomes a pneumatic thing. ie: Farting big time
Pew! Sorry, excuse me I was just packed my lunch.
by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004
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Packing lunch

To start putting on a weight usually a gut.

One might also refer to someone's gut or give said individual the nickname lunch man
person A: Joe has always been thin.
Person B: Not recently, now he is packing lunch.
by BobVance April 11, 2008
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Hulk's packed lunch

Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch
by Skeet boy February 7, 2023
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Given a packed lunch

To be given a packed lunch and put on a special needs bus
That guy is needing to be given a packed lunch and put on the happy bus that has stickers saying please refrain from licking the windows!
by GGG.A.L May 20, 2024
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lunchback

Creature of epic purportions. Generally the average food service director at a high school. Large, in charge, and often hairy, she is rumored to actually be a giant cockroach. Common in cafeterias and boiler rooms. Is claimed to lay eggs in lockers and make cafeteria food out of children. See behemoth
1. Look at the size of that lunchback! So that's what devoured Carlos...

2. John took his spoiled milk to the lunchback to get a refund, and she poured it in her file cabinet!

3. The lunchback has laid eggs in my locker!
by Spunktastic June 6, 2007
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Pink Lunchsack

A sex act in which a sandwich is inserted into the vagina post-coitus, and then taken out and eaten.
I gave that girl a pink lunchsack last night, it tasted soooo good, bro!
by GKz January 17, 2013
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