lumpkins

Getting head while you take a dump.

she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.

by monanie October 7, 2006

Lumpkin

When a man sits on a toilet, takes a shit, and gets a blowjob at the same time. In other words pure satisfaction.

Perv: will you give me a lumpkin?

by YouGotNothingOneMeBitches October 9, 2007

lumpkin

getting a blowjob while taking a shit on the toilet.

Andrew: Dude Sasha gave me a lumpkin last night!

Joe: Forreal?!

Andrew: Yeah, she blew me while I took a shit.

by bl0ndiee1026 August 30, 2010

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 18, 2005

fatty lumpkin

Catch-all term for marijuana. Comes from the name of Tom Bombadil's horse in Lord of the Rings.

yo wassup nigga let's cruise the burg and blaze it up on some fatty lumpkin

by whateverrrrrr October 15, 2007

fatty lumpkin

1. Term used to describe a rather large and lumpy joint (marijuana cigarette).
2. Term used to describe a rather large and lumpy female (huge bitch).

1. If you're not doin anything, maybe we can go for a cruise and smoke this fatty lumpkin.

2. Fatty lumpkin I'm gonna get a blumpkin, fatty lumpkin she's the one for me!

by MDO September 10, 2008

Lumpkin

a fat chronic blunt

yo kid, I can't wait til I get out of class early so I can chill at home and smoke a lumpkin to the head.

by Zany Zane January 23, 2014