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jizz lolly

1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock

2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)
1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly

2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?

Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.
by Apedanger May 26, 2008
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cum lolly

speaks for itself really. lolly made of cum.
thanks for the cum lolly!
no problem, sharon
by Berek n Derekl September 27, 2017
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lovely

that one most special person that you find is just the most beautiful,georgous and perfect person you'll ever meet.
"Darian is the most lovely person i will ever be with, im so lucky to have her."
by charlie zamora k,Ü November 17, 2011
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lovely jubbly

Excellent. As popularised by 'Only Fools And Horses', a sitcom watched by over 30m Britons at its peak. Used when a person hear's pleasing news, or gets a storke of good luck.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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lollygagging

Idly wasting time, hanging around with no purpose
There's no time for Lollygagging, things to do!
by Keith Caley July 7, 2003
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The Lovely Bones

A film based on the book by Alice Sebold.

14 year old Susie Salmon is walking home from school one day when her neighbour insists that she comes to look at an underground clubhouse he has made for the children of the neighbourhood. He invites her inside and she soon tries to escape upon realising something is wrong. She runs to her town to find her dad looking for her and she calls out to him, but he doesn't seem to hear her. As she reaches her house she realises that she didn't escape the clubhouse and that she has actually been killed. During her distress she is pulled into the place between life and death and meets a girl called Holly, who tries to help her move on. Susie refuses to a watches over her loved ones as her family falls apart after her death and her murderer walks free.

A pretty good film depending on your taste in movies. The main storyline is good and there are places that are suspenseful and keep you on the edge of your seat. There are also a few slightly creepy places that you find yourself shivering about for a few hours after the film. However, there are a few quite strange parts that the film could really do without. You have to really be prepared to get past them if you don't like them as the story does get back to normal again after them.
Person 1: Did you see the Lovely Bones?
Person 2: Yeah, it was a bit weird though.
Person 1: Really? I enjoyed it.
by FlushedToilet August 16, 2011
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Hexus loly

A retard with a youtube channel. Is only subscribed by bots and has a girly voice that he/she/gay edits into a guy's voice.
Plays shit io games and minecraft survival with cheats on.
Oh you subscribed to hexus loly? Go suck your own dick.
by Weeb29292929 February 18, 2020
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