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Logicallating

An action that describes someone taking and analysing something to serious, and not being open-minded
Friend: scientifically it is incorrect and can never be done
Me: stop logicallating everything
by Fellies320 December 27, 2018
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Logical Esotericism

Logical Esotericism, also Rational Esotericism, Logical Spiritualism, Rational Spiritualism, Logical Occultism or Rational Occultism, is a esoteric branch that advocates a logical/rational approach on esotericism, occultism and spiritualism, literally to what happens with Logical Supernaturalism, but focused on spirituality, esoterics and occultism instead of just supernaturality as logical supernaturalism does, logical esotericism and logical supernaturalism are considered to be, in practice, the same thing but with different focuses and goals. Logical esotericism also believes things related to esoterics and supernaturality should be treated as philosophical themes that should be discussed such as everything that exist in extraphysical/metaphysical level should also be considered on philosophical discussions.
"Logical Esotericism is an interesting apprach on esoteric themes, it might be really useful to adapt absurdism, existentialism, nihilism and several other philosophical currents and theories to esoterics and create their own esoteric versions. Futhermore, logical esotericism might be really useful to understand esoterics, supernaturality, spirituality and extraphysics as an extension and part of the existence as well."
by Full Monteirism April 3, 2021
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logical

Reasoning in a clear and consistent manner.
See anarchy, anarchist, anarchism, communist, communism, feminist, feminism, environmentalist, environmentalism, autonomy, autonomist, situationist, nature, nihilism, anticapitalist, squatter, and piracy.
by Buenaventura Durruti May 25, 2004
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logicall

Completely, all-encompassingly logical
It's not only, but completely logicall foreseeably and as a matter of recall.
by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
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Logical Shitstorm Continuum

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.
"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."
by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010
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Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.
Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!
by BadWolfFile April 19, 2009
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Contra-Logical

Simply put, any person, place, thing, or action that is in existence or practice contrary to what one would expect; Against logic.
The girl in the fishnets isn't a prostitute? That's completely contra-logical.
by Organe April 24, 2009
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