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by Rainify January 16, 2024
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Derived from motionless (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as motionless (broke) and bitchless.
No lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with ZERO maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion"/ "Lotionless" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs. There was something else I was supposed to specify but this will do.
Derived from motionless (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as motionless (broke) and bitchless.
No lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with ZERO maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion"/ "Lotionless" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs. There was something else I was supposed to specify but this will do.
"He's got no motion, no Lotion."
"He looks Lotionless"
"Ew he's got no lotion, big L"
"They have zero lotion just like their motion"
"He looks Lotionless"
"Ew he's got no lotion, big L"
"They have zero lotion just like their motion"
by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024
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