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Lotionize

To apply lotion to your lower extremities
Jake woke up and moisturized his face and lotionized his legs and feet.
by Marcus Poindexter July 30, 2021
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Lotionized

when your body produces lotion
my body is lotionized like a babys ass
by Lotion26 September 19, 2023
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Lotionizing

by Rainify January 16, 2024
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Lotionless

Adjective (derogatory)
Derived from motionless (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as motionless (broke) and bitchless.
No lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with ZERO maidens.

The logic behind "Lotion"/ "Lotionless" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs. There was something else I was supposed to specify but this will do.
"He's got no motion, no Lotion."
"He looks Lotionless"
"Ew he's got no lotion, big L"
"They have zero lotion just like their motion"
by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024
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Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.
Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
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