Losterbating

The quick viewing of a back dated episode of the greatest show on international television, LOST. You generally only need to losterbate if you cannot contain your excitement for the next episode of LOST.

"Dude, Thursday is soo long from today!"
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."

by escapeartist88 January 31, 2008

Lostercoo

A rooster-type bird/foul, with a golden horn. Can be found in popular fiction and mythology. Shares common ancestry with roosters and unicorns.

Damn, that lostercoo totally just killed that regular chicken.

by Drew Aemily 6969 April 7, 2010

Lostie

1. Someone who gets confused easily or unable to give reasons or explanations to something obvious or able.

2. It can also mean a person who mentions something then suddenly loses focus at what was being said or unable to cope or understand the situation or meaning.

I have a friend Rowena, she started talking about something then forgot what she was talking about, haha such a "lostie"
but then again she is very beautiful. and that makes up for it.lol

by m0oks March 4, 2008

losee

something extremely worse than a loser that it doesn’t even deserve the R

he’s such a losee

by starbuckslover101 May 2, 2018

losted

The art of posting links to articles dealing with off-the-wall , out-of-the-ordinary, and just plain funny subjects.

Did you see the fishbox? It got losted...

by DarkLurker- April 17, 2008

Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.

Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."

by Puifoongdoilooklikeigiveafuck June 9, 2016

losted

The act of misplacing one's top after an extended period of staring at a guitar.

Matthias had been staring at his guitar for some time when, to his surprise, he realised he had losted his top.

by Cyber doo-doo January 14, 2009