A "friend" who comes into your house like a whirlwind, asks if he can have a beer, eats your leftover pizza, plays your Xbox, does all your drugs, leaves tons of trash behind, and then complains when the above activities are not available.
6:47pm - Banging on front door
Travis: Hey dudes, whats up. Aw sweet you got Blue Moon, let me get one. Oh, and can I warm up this pizza? I got next game in Halo dude. Let me hit that joint in the mean time. You guys suck, you don't have any munchies. Does anyone have any pills? Oh well, catch you guys later.
6:54pm - Door slams
Kenny: Geesh that kid is like a swarm of locust.
Travis: Hey dudes, whats up. Aw sweet you got Blue Moon, let me get one. Oh, and can I warm up this pizza? I got next game in Halo dude. Let me hit that joint in the mean time. You guys suck, you don't have any munchies. Does anyone have any pills? Oh well, catch you guys later.
6:54pm - Door slams
Kenny: Geesh that kid is like a swarm of locust.
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Ben Linus is a character from the hit TV series LOST. He is a killer and a manipulator. Ben uses a lot of sarcasm and has a dry sense of humor. Ben might have a reason for his behaviour, but now he just gives off a bad impression.
Yet, he has some sort of charm inside of him. You either love him A LOT and hate doing it, or hate him A LOT and love doing it.
Below are some quotes from the show LOST.
Yet, he has some sort of charm inside of him. You either love him A LOT and hate doing it, or hate him A LOT and love doing it.
Below are some quotes from the show LOST.
Jack Shephard: How can you read?
Ben Linus: My mother taught me. I can read, Jack, because it beats what you're doing.
Jack Shephard: What's that?
Ben Linus: Waiting for something to happen.
John Locke: Where did you get electricity?
Ben Linus: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
John Locke: Yeah, very funny.
John Locke: You just killed everybody on that boat.
Ben Linus: So?
Locke: You and your people have been here for God knows how long and you got caught in a net...
Ben Linus: God doesn't know.
Locke: Excuse me?
Ben Linus: God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can.
Ben Linus: Are you looking for your pills Jack? I flushed them down the toilet.
Jack Shephard: Thank you. I was just going to do that myself.
Ben Linus: Yeah, I figured you were.
Ben Linus: My mother taught me. I can read, Jack, because it beats what you're doing.
Jack Shephard: What's that?
Ben Linus: Waiting for something to happen.
John Locke: Where did you get electricity?
Ben Linus: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
John Locke: Yeah, very funny.
John Locke: You just killed everybody on that boat.
Ben Linus: So?
Locke: You and your people have been here for God knows how long and you got caught in a net...
Ben Linus: God doesn't know.
Locke: Excuse me?
Ben Linus: God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can.
Ben Linus: Are you looking for your pills Jack? I flushed them down the toilet.
Jack Shephard: Thank you. I was just going to do that myself.
Ben Linus: Yeah, I figured you were.
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