Me Lon cat

The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, is that ME LON CAT
by Bsjd I. June 18, 2021
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Boob-lon-tondra

Andy: Crap, I boob-lon-tondred again!

Jack: Where'd you boob-lon-tondra now?

Andy: I boob-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. We'll be dead within a matter of seconds.

Jack: That's one hell of a boob-lon-tondra.
by Chenandler Bong October 21, 2007
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chu tieu xam lon qua

when you see a vietnamese say this, that mean they don't quite understand what youre saying
don't say anymore chu tieu xam lon qua
by hoag n1m March 10, 2022
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Lon 30

A very nice person & loving heart she’s a Shiesty one tho has a bad attitude and very hype temper will turn to 0 to 100 very fast and has a excitement energy all the time
Lon 30
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Luhhh lon

A person who can care less about anyone and how you feel
You heard of luhhh lon
“ Yea he the Nigga that don’t care about anyone or how they feel”
by Luhh lon December 31, 2021
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lon hare

Lon hare is code speak for shaving ones testicles and putting the pubic trimmings in another persons food.
I did the lon hare this morning to you know who...
by qualitypro September 22, 2010
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Lon

Whenever you're alone and nobodies there to help you grind in a game.
"I'm doing lon because all of my friends are offline."
"Oh, okay."
by DizziVertigoz September 19, 2020
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