by xXbrocode44Xx February 19, 2015
1. (Fag-longboarding)The act of riding upon a long, flat board with large wheels designed for a longer distance per revolution. Longboarding is considered extremely gay/faggish by the skateboarding community. A longboard is often combined with an off kilter hat, flip flops or "skate" shoes from a local sports equipment provider, and vibrantly colored boardshorts, no matter the season. Typical longboarders are 10-14 years of age, just entering the "annoying and gay" phase of puberty. They will continually recollect with to others with ridiculous exaggeration regarding the large hills they have bombed and how steezy, gnarly, or radical it was. These longboarders travel in groups of 3-5 children with which to share their gnarly hill shredding experiences with during which they travel estimably 3 miles per hour down a gradual decline, and once the bottom is reached they pick their longboards up and walk to the top of the hill.
2. (longboarding) Once a proper longboard tuck is achieved, the rider can achieve great speeds and the act of longboarding is then deemed awesome. It is quite easy to discern fag-longboarding from longboarding.
2. (longboarding) Once a proper longboard tuck is achieved, the rider can achieve great speeds and the act of longboarding is then deemed awesome. It is quite easy to discern fag-longboarding from longboarding.
"I used to think Jim was cool, but then he started longboarding. Now I've come to realize he's a queer."
by Awesomeraptor April 1, 2011
People who ride boards with a limited range of tricks and usually consider themselves better than skateboarders because they can go fast and "look cool"
by Tyler the Inventor March 11, 2014
by andrew March 4, 2004
Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.
No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.
In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.
In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011
Indeed a close mimic to the sport of skateboarding, but sometimes people who ride longboards do it because they feel it is more natural and free. If you watch some of the videos, it gives off an angelic vibe rather than 'not knowing how to ride a skateboard' and not all people who ride longboards don't know how to skateboard.
Jacob: Why do you even use a longboard if you cannot skateboard?
Mello: Because it makes me feel lighter, happy, and free.
*days later*
Jacob: Hey longboarding is skateboarding too!
Mello: Because it makes me feel lighter, happy, and free.
*days later*
Jacob: Hey longboarding is skateboarding too!
by palmyywalmyy February 9, 2019
An excuse for people who cant skateboard. People get longboards cuz they tried skateboarding and fell on their asses trying to ollie, then causing them to get a bruise, cry themselves to sleep, wake up, then poop a little.
Longboarders do "tricks" where they step off their board and flip it with their hands. Not their feet, like in skateboarding. Then they jump back on and rejoice thinking they did something cool.
Doing tricks on longboards make you look like a dick. Like you actually have one...
In conclusion, get a skateboard.
Longboarders do "tricks" where they step off their board and flip it with their hands. Not their feet, like in skateboarding. Then they jump back on and rejoice thinking they did something cool.
Doing tricks on longboards make you look like a dick. Like you actually have one...
In conclusion, get a skateboard.
longboarding is gay
by guitarsk8er804 November 19, 2010