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PHantom Logger

An unknown person who leaves large turds in the toilet; so large that they cannot be flushed unless broken up with a stick. These turds resemble logs.
Someone keeps doing bloody great poos in the loo at work. Everytime someone goes in there, there it is, floating, like a bloody log, and it won't go down. We haven't found out who the culprit is yet. We call him the Phantom Logger.
by necrotising-fasciitis May 27, 2011
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Boston logger

its when a male takes a shit on someones chest then stacks it all like a tree and then use their dicks to chop then down like a logger then yell temburg! as the shit/ tree falls into the other persons mouth.
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leggles

a term referring to the shape of a woman's leg which resembles tree trunks; legs that have no distinguishing features of a thigh, knee, calf, and ankle; legs that are one size from the thigh to the ankle, usually seen in girls with hefty legs; in close relation to the term "cankle"
"Damn, check out that girl's leggles".
by AMillie60 April 16, 2009
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Swampy Logger

When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.
Last night in the barn your mother gave me a swampy logger
by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009
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loggerhead

Whoever left the loggerhead in here, needs to learn the meaning of flush!
by Barbie2277 October 13, 2005
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Logger

An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.
After I released the logger into the toilet, I bled out of my anus.
by CaffeineNicotine July 1, 2003
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Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.
Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.
by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010
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