Cocksmithing

The act of preparing ones cock for an encounter or ritual involving the cock. Once a year the cocksmiths celebrate the month of Cocktober which is considered to be very fruitful when it comes to the smithing of cocks.

“Are you ready for the annual cocksmithing celebration?”

“Oh you mean the order of the cocks. Yes I am. I hope i’m awarded with the cocksmithers valiant award.”

“You’re a shoe in. You smith cocks really well.”

by gudy robert January 5, 2019

The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.

Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.

by Stellar255 May 5, 2018

Cocksmith

A man who works with a cock, with the energy and passion a blacksmith or locksmith puts into his job.

I'm not speaking from experience, but I think it's fair to say Mike is a proper cocksmith

by Metalspork December 9, 2007

cocksmithin

1. The act of being able to find, seduce and satisfy any female, mainly bacouse of the fact that you have in incredibly beautifull dick that makes your confidence go through the roof.
2. A mans ability to have sex for extremely long periods of time,and to only cum when he feels like it, resulting in extreme pleasure for his female subject of the evening.

1.What I do is similar to locksmithin, Breaking in some pantys is the art of Cocksmithin.
2. Jay always has alot of chix that want to give him some pussy, hes such a master at cocksmithin.

by One Deep aka Dirty J December 9, 2008

Cocksmith

One who weilds his wang without regard for human life or property. This man is the blacksmith of dongs pursuing any woman he can satisfy.

My friend Houdini is a cocksmith. He tends to only personally train gorgeous women.

by Squirrel0killer June 25, 2020

cocksmith

Someone who portrays the very essence
of cock; delighted with the very thought
of cock on a per diem basis.

That man is strange, for he appears to
be a legendary cocksmith.

by Jay Tota April 8, 2003

cocksmith

A guy who can get any woman he desires. Made popular by the hit movie " Wedding Crashers".

Vince: Hey, hey, hey, fifth row back with the fancy hat, I like that.
Owen: No,no, dont waste your time on girls with hats, they tend to be very proper.
Vince: Ya, well girl in the proper hat just eyed fucked the shit out of me.
Owen: Im sorry, sorry. Why dont you say it a little louder, I dont think the priest heard you.
Vince: Well John, Im sorry, Im not sorry. Im not going to appologize, Im a COCKSMITH.

by Greg Heilman June 21, 2007