Loafing

The act of taking a shit on someone, or in someone's personal belongings such as: Hats, Shoes, Computer Case, Backpack, Stoma, etc.

Hey dude... you wanna go Loafing tonight?

by Howe Feltersnach November 25, 2015

loafing poets

Atypical muse types fixated on famous turtles, conduct odd experiments on socialization if and when they get out of bed which is rare.

she had a myspace page like all other vacant loafing poets

by neverthere October 11, 2008

Lofting

A state of relaxation. Just hanging out.

Q: You going to the party tonight
A: No im just lofting at home tonight

or
I'm lofting on a hammock

by the guys from room 9 August 15, 2012

Loafing Cooper

An amazing Minecraft streamer from Australia who never dies in bedwars :)

Person 1: “Yo! What’re you watching?”
Person 2: “Oh I’m just watching Loafing Cooper”

by pedajgordon January 27, 2021

Loafing

Loafing; a verb for a cat when they are sitting down. They have a very particular position, which is now know to common society as the "loaf." Loafing is the action of being a loaf, and loafed mean past tense.
This word has evolved from just meaning bread, but a cat sitting. Cats often loaf in the middle of the floor or in high places, to place dominance upon their humans.

"Why are you loafing, in the middle of the floor!" - A human talking to their cat, loafing on the floor.

by Ōkamii :] September 24, 2022

Sky-Lofting

The act of ejaculating out of a window aiming at random passers by.

I'm sky-lofting on that bitchs head down there.

by ChicagoDave August 14, 2012

Sugar Loafing

When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)

Nancy and Greg must really love each other, we heard them sugar loafing all weekend long

by Richiesugarpapa February 10, 2017