lonely loafer

One who does not have a life or friends of his own, so he spends a majority of his time

"loafing" through books and living vicaruously through them.

ashley-"omg, liams over there reading his books again..."
kylie-"of course he is! liams a lonely loafer!"

by ?O0o.CONFUSED.o0O? March 10, 2010

Water Loafer

One who goes to restauraunts, mainly fast food places, and orders water in place of any other drink to avoid paying higher costs overall. When done right, one can get more food for a price less than a combo on the combo menu by not getting a drink. For example, at Wendy's, you can get a burger and fries and a drink for about $4, but if you Water Loaf than you can get 2 Texas Double Cheeseburgers, a fry and chili with a water for the same price.

Today we went to Taco Bell and Brandon water loafed to get more food for his $5 than Kelley who didn't water loaf and got less for $5. Brandon will get more bang for his buck for being a Water Loafer.

by willieleiss January 10, 2006

loafyywascool

A youtuber with the most swag in the world AND the most underrated youtuber also has a giga chad mindset

Yo I love loafyywascool

by Loafyywascool May 1, 2022

Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.

We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty

by tripod 8 October 26, 2018

Bud Light in the Loafers

A person who acts or looks LGBTQ+

He must be Bud Light in the Loafers carrying that purse around.

by jondich May 28, 2023

Lick my loafers, Debbie

A quick comeback in an argument.

Person : eat my shorts
You: Lick my loafers, Debbie

by Jordynkate December 31, 2020

social loafer

Someone who avoids helping social groups make decisions, yet manages to bitch about the choice.

Dude, stop being such a social loafer and help us decide where to eat.

by DHensler May 5, 2007