load management

A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.

LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.

by nefertiti_laker_fan February 4, 2019

Big load

Originally used to describe a very heavy cargo being towed by a truck.

"That truck is carrying a big load in that trailer!"

Now usually used to describe a high volume amount of semen released by a man post-ejaculation.

E.g A man pulls out of a woman's vagina and ejaculates 12 big spurts of cum over her body, leaving her glistening in creamy goodness. Her response as she lays back in post-coital ecstasy "Oh Gosh Babe, what a big load!"

After 2 minutes of intense sucking I could not hold back any longer and blew a big load of cum all over her face.

by Llewelyn Dowd August 6, 2023

cut sling load

Military hand and arm signal given to a helicopter pilot when their rope-suspended cargo is liable to cause the aircraft to go out of control. It is issued by holding the left arm out horizontally hand in a fist, knuckles up and then waving the right arm at the elbow so that the knuckles pass under the left elbow in a cutting motion. It is a term that signifies dropping a topic, problem or person in a hasty and irrevocably conclusive manner.

I wasn't getting anywhere with Suzy last night at the club, so I cut sling load and went on to Jess.

by GJE91 February 27, 2009

Loadworthy

An individual who upon first sight, are deemed to be worthy of you blowing a load in or on.

The moment I laid eyes on Bonnie, I knew she was Loadworthy.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Load Liquidator

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.

My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

loaded swirly

A swirly in which the toilet is fully loaded.

Max got a mouth full of crap when Jake gave him a loaded swirly.

by oosiks32 January 15, 2014

top loader

The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.

I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.

by joshua September 29, 2003