Loading the Trebuchet

Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.

Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.

by Petrodono November 5, 2005

loading the dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk!

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004

loading-the-dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

Loading simulator

Grand Theft Auto V, since it always feraking loads literally. That's the whole point.

1
A: Hey bro, shall we play some GTA five?
B: Nah bruh, it's a bloody Loading simulator. I want get some sleep tonight.

2
"Dude! Let's see who's gonna win in GTA V today!"

<10 hours later>

*exhausted growling*
"Why we'll still here? Just to suffer... -"
"Wow! I won my dude! It finally loaded! Oh, come on! I've been killed by some snap crackle pop on an opressor!!"

by Sir Wenceslas 🕊 November 24, 2020

Loading the Musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

by jdodds January 20, 2015

Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

Loading screen techno

The art of creating various noises and bass with your throat in order to entertain yourself while waiting for your system to boot or an application to load - not suprising, then, that it is common to create loading screen techno in public places such as school and work where hard drives are outrageously slow.

Can also be used to keep oneself awake during long sessions of gaming.

Greg: argh, why haven't they upgraded from windows 95 yet, this server is SO slow man!
Tim: i know dude *unch-unch-unch-unch...*
Greg: *werr-werr-werr-werr...*
*everyone in the room makes loading screen techno for next two minutes*

by KandyFlossKid February 23, 2011