A Lagena is a rare gem and the most beautiful girl alive, inside and out. She is like that "girl next door" - really welcoming and down to earth. She treats everyone with respect and has a twinkle in her eye. If you find one, please don’t let her go. She is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and always yearning to help others around her. Lagena’s have a small circle and greatly cherish their loved ones.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
1. Lagena is looking great today!
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
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Get the Haziel Llanes mug.Terrible poo that comes out of you the morning after a beer induced drunkfest. Could also be farts during the same period.
"Dude you may want to leave my office, i got hammered last night and i am dropping some serious lager bombs in here"
by pwedgie March 26, 2006
Get the lager bomb mug.The best cheap beer you can get. Its basically amazing. About 15 bucks for a flat. Great for getting drunk off because it is so cheap. Its the best beer you can get for the price.
Hey brah, lets get some lucky lager tonight and get loaded. I'll even pay because its so cheap and tasty.
by letsgetloaded May 26, 2007
Get the lucky lager mug.Any bottom-fermenting ale. Although the term is used now to refer exclusively to light-coloured German- and Scandinavian-style beers, Lager was not light coloured until Urquell produced their Pilsener Beer in 1868. Until then, all lagers were a darkish colour and a sweeter flavour.
Interestingly, Pilsener is now a term applied to beer that doesn't meet strict Northern European purity standards and cannot be called lager.
Also used with a modifier (-lout) to describe the behaviour of young (usually) men after cosuming large amounts of this very drinkable beer. This usage may now be archaic, being largely an invention of the British tabloid press in the 1980's.
Interestingly, Pilsener is now a term applied to beer that doesn't meet strict Northern European purity standards and cannot be called lager.
Also used with a modifier (-lout) to describe the behaviour of young (usually) men after cosuming large amounts of this very drinkable beer. This usage may now be archaic, being largely an invention of the British tabloid press in the 1980's.
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Get the lager mug.n. Rugby expression for a large gap through which one can run with the ball. The term has its roots in heavy drinking, as does rugby itself.
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Here now boyo. Wobble yer head a bit see, to throw them off kilter, and then plough up the lager hole.
I say. Spliffing idea old chap.
You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.
Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.
I say. Spliffing idea old chap.
You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.
Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.
by gnostic 1 December 20, 2012
Get the lager hole mug.Coloquial term for getting lashed in the UK, whereby lager is the beverage of choice. Often carried out by young males as part of night out.
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