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I’m a little concerned 

A phrase that is overused by a certain someone...
Guys, I’m a little concerned about this sketch

i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet 

I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable 

Mickey: I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable!
Amelie: Damn right you are!

I detect a little communism 

When someone gives money to the poor in a democratic country, you say this
Money giver: Hey old man, take my $1500 so you can get yourself properly dressed up in this capitalist dystopia

You: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM

I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM 

The thing you, a right wing capitalist conservative, will say when you see someone giving money away to poor people
Guy: here kiddo, have $500 dollars to buy the biggest burger in burger king in this capitalist dystopia

Based right wing person: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM

The guy was sent to the correctional facility for his communist actions and his $500 was contributed to a corporation that built a new amusement park where the poor kid lived to boost the entertainment industry

If I had my little way 

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl