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1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"
At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.
by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009
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liquor lie

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the automotic lie that occours when asked or explaining to someone how much alcohol one has had to drink in a given time period.
dude1: OMG i've had like 25 beers allread tonight!! (liquor lie)
sober guy: really, that seems like quite an excessive amount.
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COP: How much have you had to drink tonight?
dude1: idono probly like 2 er3 beers (liquor lie)
by captin crunk January 20, 2009
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liquor grinch

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Someone who hogs all of the booze at a party and becomes extremely hostile and cold hearted as they continue to drink.
Jesus Christ! Why is Phil at the party? Everyone knows he's a liquor grinch!
by Thunderchicken May 8, 2015
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Liquor slam

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When you are watching Shoenice chugging alcohol which he calls “Liquor slams” so you take a bottle of absolut and “slam” it down the hatch.
Hey everyone, shoe nice again, well basically I want to keep this Liquor slam short. Eeeeeiiiittthhhhheeeerrrrr way, here’s the bottle of whiskey. Three, two, one. Shoenice.
by Autismo child December 26, 2019
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Explosive bouts of near career ending diarrhea stemmed from excessive drinking the night before.
Normally after one experiences this effect the hangover will start to die down. If it doesn't you are in for another two hours of abdominal torture.
Also related to tiquila-reha, whisky-shits, and green apple splatters.
Don't go into the bathroom, Jill has the liquor shits from last night and stuck the joint up worse than ever.

OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME I HAVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR 3 HOURS WITH THE LIQUOR SHITS!!!!
by Lizz L September 5, 2006
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liquor locust

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"Liquor Locust" is that rare breed of party animal that descends on unsuspecting (and sometimes suspecting) households, invades the liquor cabinet, drains it bone dry and then flitters off in search of the next liquor cabinet to be drained.
When I got home I realized that the liquor locusts must have had a party, because there was no alcohol left in the house.
by Woody00469 August 30, 2007
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Liquor Store Scruff

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A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store

Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught
-"Mike you look homeless right now?"

-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"

-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"
by mmcc1211 November 13, 2011
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