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Linkinback

Borrowing from the first and last words of the bands "Linkin Park" and "Nickelback;" "Linkinback" is a genre of music which includes any musical group or song that is obvious and obnoxious in its apparent lack of talent and artistic creativity but instead excels in it's incompetence and ineptitude to produce music that is of good taste or has the capacity to exhibit any intelligence. A genre that un-does the contributions of bands that were good and not filled with immature, no-talent men that better resemble pubescent boys lamenting about everyday emotions. "Linkinback" bands usually holds within its fabric a penchant or in extreme cases the incessant need to create songs that revolve around a single word yelled by the supposed singer in an attempt to stir an emotion or constructed frame within the psyche of the unfortunate soul listening. Any band or song that, if given the opportunity, had the choice of being personified into a single period in history, would inevitably choose for itself an era rocked by pain, suffering, decay, obliteration of society, and regression of knowledge, education and understanding; an era better known as "The Dark Ages."
It's a damn shame! He bled to death through his ears from listening to that terrible Linkinback music; poor bastard never had a chance.

Can't say that I never warned him. I told him not to listen to that Linkinback shit and look at him now...now he is reduced to nothing more than a quivering pile of drool and filth; a being unworthy of inhaling a rectal-belch from a homeless beggar.
by Brittles Von Holleman March 4, 2010
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linebacker

No, really, I did! jk again
by Zach G. January 17, 2004
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Lindenbached

When someone mentions going out to get lunch to someone else in your general vicinity ask them to grab you lunch. An important part of Lindenbaching is not having the money to pay for the food you've asked for and it is equally important that you not offer to get others lunch when you go out on other occasions.
Dude, I just asked John if he wants a sandwich and quickly got Lindenbached. Now I have a list of 20 sandwiches to have made at Subway.
by Geico Cave Man March 6, 2009
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Linebacker Head

(Noun) An abnormally large cranial dome exhibited by top quality NFL linebackers.
Did you see the Falcons versus the Steelers? I am surprised there was enough room to play with James Harrison and Sean Weatherspoon's linebacker heads.
by thisistherevolt July 12, 2012
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Linebacker sista

Adj: A bodybuilder girl/woman who is physically intimidating. Is able to beat up all the males in the room. You might want to avoid conflict with this person at all costs. Do not misgender them.
Adj: The mean girls walked in, one tall model slim bulimia blonde who leads the group, one pale suicidal looking brunette who spits offensive insults, and a linebacker sista with braids who has boxer hands that enforces the group.
by Allah Jesus Christ September 6, 2023
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Linebacker

A big back female usually hunch back and ugly that walks around town like a fat witch miserable and stenk. A big body bitch that’s overweight and the size of a football player lineman .
Hectors mom is a wide body linebacker . Chela put a spell on my family to seperate like the linebacker that she is . That bitch looks like she played for the l.a raiders back in the days as the head linebacker . The old bitch was a linebacker .
by 818King February 24, 2025
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Jetpack Lineback

The middle linebacker in Madden who always jumps 10 feet vertically to swat down a pass.
CRAP! Jetpack Linebacker just picked me off!
by MIsForMaverick October 9, 2012
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