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Sparky linguini legs

sparky is the only person in the world that like men and sucks the gay out of anyone
God i hate niggers, sparky linguini legs come suck the gay out that nigger.
by bozoalert May 28, 2022
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The linguini

The process of a group of 5 or more men dip their dongs in cheese sauce then having a "sword fight" and who ever has the most cheese left wins. The winner gets a blow job from each man.
Yeah me and my buddies had a long night of drinking and we decided to do the linguini. Jacob one so I was assigned ti suck his balls.
by YahBoy67V July 31, 2024
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Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022
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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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Linguine

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.
"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."
by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021
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linguine

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini
Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE
by The dankest boi in da wurld January 30, 2017
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Linguine On Rye

When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.
Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.
by Carlos Spicyweiner 69 May 16, 2021
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