ding a ling

1) Penis. Originally emerged in American black popular music, first made known to a wider audience by Chuck Berry in the song "My Ding a Ling".

2) Pejorative term suggesting stupidity.

1) "Y'all must be playin' with your own ding a ling!" Chuck Berry

2) So he tried for four hours to charge his laptop, and then realized that he hadn't installed the battery.

by balbulican July 16, 2004

ding-a-ling

another name for the boys private area. this is another word for the penis.

the little boy was withering on the ground because, his ding-a-ling got hurt by the baseball.

by feughehughau April 18, 2008

Dean Ding-A-Ling

Dean Ding-A-Ling is the professional pseudonym used by 20-inch penis porn pioneer Brandon Dean.

Hey guys, I just picked the latest DVD starring Dean Ding-A-Ling called "Dean Dong." Just take a look at the back cover of this thang. DAYUM!

by Bobby Sox May 15, 2005

Dung-a-ling

The act of having to take a dump, mid-phone conversation.

I totally pulled a Dung-a-ling when Joe P called to talk to me about the play-off tickets.

She was telling me how much she loves me on the phone- meanwhile, I was secretly pulling off a Dung-a-ling.

by mermaid72 January 4, 2010

Ding-a-ling

It a toy that has silver bells on it you perv!

We like to play with our ding-a-lings!! Do you?

by Snailison and Magabelle January 25, 2004

dirty ling ling

When you’re banging a chick from behind while she eats a bat and simultaneously reaches back and paints your toenails while you quiz her on math problems. After you cum, she must say “you like color?” while gagging on bat guts.

I took that bitch Asia home from the sushi place last night and gave her a dirty ling ling.

by MattyDD August 14, 2022

ding a ling

a dick

"MY DING A LING

by APotatoismybae May 26, 2018