lighthousing

To insert a flashlight into a body oriface (other than your mouth) so that when you open your mouth, a beacon of light is emitted, possibly from your eyes, too.

I was drawn through the dark by a beam of light, upon closer inspection, it was just my friend lighthousing with a flashlight.

by becca7775 July 20, 2008

Lighthousing

When you're lying in bed with your girl or guy on their phone, and you're trying to sleep but they keep shining the light from their phone in your face.

Brian: Tom, you look tired. Rough night?
Tom: Nah, Jen was on instagram and kept lighthousing me when I was trying to sleep.

by Iffy2 November 13, 2015

Chinese Lighthouse

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.

I'm going to see Chinese Lighthouse tonight.

by mega man z400 August 22, 2014

Lighthouse Point

The "mini Palm Beach." A small city on the East coast of South Florida known for its affluent population and low diversity. The typical Lighthouse Point person is in their 50's, already retired, plays squash, has two boats, and spends his free time at the Lighthouse Point yacht club. He is married with a blonde trophy wife, and has two kids who go to prep school.

Contrasts with Boca Raton because of its extremely low Jewish population. LHP could be the WASPiest city in Florida.

Kids tend to either go the preppy route or the surfer route, or a mix of both.

Also notable for its highly attractive female population, rampant cocaine use amongst the youth, and wealthy New Englander's who have summer houses in Lighthouse Point.

Look at that kid with seer-sucker pants, brooks brothers polo, and sperrys. Typical Lighthouse Point brat.

by TrinityBantams May 30, 2011

polish the lighthouse

The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.

Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse

by Loopydave August 18, 2018

Greek Lighthouse

When a woman rubs lube on their anus and inserts a flashlight into it so that light is visible through their asshole.

Jenna gave herself a greek lighthouse to prove to her friends it was possible.

by Rodman Randy April 29, 2005

lighthouse keeper

Keeper of the lighthouse

The lighthouse keeper has a lonely job tending to the beacon.

by Peter435 October 3, 2017