lighthouse

To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency.

Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow.

by Dahveed October 10, 2005

LightRules

The logical rules by which photographers operate (and thus understand) their equipment.

The LightRules state, in part, that the effective high-speed operation of a camera shutter is controlled by (a) user setting, (b) shutter speed and (c) in-camera memory.

by Sam POTN February 19, 2008

lightmode

Eye pain

Ew, you use Discord lightmode???

by Kaoruko November 11, 2020

fix my lighthouse

Common term for FML. Fix My Lighthouse was mostly used In 2013, by Razzy and Via, the word spread on the internet and suddenly it was known to everyone on the interwebz, (mostly Steam)

"FML"
"What, do you want me to fix your lighthouse? I don't have enough knowledge for that, sorry"
"No stupid, I meant fuck my life"
"Oh, I thought you meant to say fix my lighthouse"

by MrRazz November 21, 2013

Lighthousing

When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles

Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster

Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort

by cannydaft May 7, 2021

Amish Lighthouse

A sexual act requiring two people (preferably with at least one male) and a candle. The male lays on his back on the floor then pulls his body up over his head so he is resting on his shoulder blades and neck. The partner then straddles his face and puts the lit candle in the males butthole. The partner then proceeds to give the male fellatio until the candle burns out.

Man, my neck is so stiff from doing the amish lighthouse last night.

by FuktheGaze October 13, 2016

Awkward Lighthouse

Used in awkward situations. You put both hands into fists and place them one on top of each other. Then at the top you open and close you hand in a blinking motion.

A: I hate Mr Post
Mr Post: Well I hate kids
A: (to friend) Awkward lighthouse

by MFIR April 28, 2011