lituation

It’s a culmination of several lit things happening at once.

You go to the bodega and a chicken cutlet is half off and they give you a free bag of chips and an Arizona because they know you. That’s a lituation.

by stevesweatpants January 6, 2015

libations

libations are ritual pourings of drinks as an offering to a god.

Papi: "What are you doing tonight?"
Pete Dick: "The usual, jacking for beats and enjoying a couple libations."
Papi: "I am in, where at?"
Pete Dick: "The Kirk Hotel!"

by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

Lactation

ejaculating milk from the titties. many people like to drink this milk. some even squirt it in other people's eyes.
it also makes women's titties get really huge!!!!

haha i lactated on yo face bitch! (god i love lactation)

by wtfux0rz October 7, 2007

Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

by QuacksO July 12, 2018

Lication

An alternative abbreviation for the word application

"yo dude, did you download the new racing lication?"

by Seen Ramon June 7, 2018

lustation

Verb: Having a great passion exceeding lusting of, uncontrolled passion, illicit or uncontrolled desire.

The criminal had an intense lustation, lascivious in nature for petty theft.

by Sanoc10 September 23, 2012

Text Limitation

The bullshit Urban Dictionary added.

I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation

by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 8, 2009