liam

the biggest simp known to man. his only friends are girls and no one really likes him.

-hey did you see liam over there?
-yeah that kids a huge simp

by simpdetector June 25, 2020

liam

dick head has no friends

liam is a dick head has no friends

by jayedndnNdndnndd June 4, 2020

liam

your basic canadian man who drinks a lot of maple syrup to get his chad power this power is use to make his dick hard for many reasons, he also can make anyone have a 6 pack with his nutritious cum.

person 1:damn did you hear about liam amazing feet?
person 2: yeah he did made some nutritious cum for the children.

by fruitjuice7 May 17, 2020

liam

One who sits on msn and has funny looking eyebrows and breaks peoples shins

"Check that guy out he looks like a total "Liam"

by !Lienad June 26, 2008

liam

a person with a tiny penis

i was givin dis guy head da ova day n he had a propa liam.. tiny b.

by MAILYGBID March 8, 2008

liam

an ugly ass buttfuck that likes to take it up the ass. it is a person that you often have dreams about killing violently. he yawns so loud that you want to shove sweaty socks in his mouth. hopefully he will die a painful death one day. the only vagina he will ever see is his own because he is a fucking pussy.

god! liams such a used douche!

by liam's mom May 12, 2009

liam

a tongue wart that only men over the age of 90 can develop

old geezer: wanna see my liam?
little boy: oh hayl naw!

by Joe Hallforbestelly January 21, 2008