a dirty lewis

When two hairy men wrap their genitals together and thrust aggressively. If done correctly, it will look like a hairy Cyclone ice block.

Hey Nath, let's go make a dirty lewis.

by Lol lewis May 2, 2017

Doing a Lewis

Where someone makes an argument which has absolutely no evidence to back it up or tries to bullshit there way through the situation by trying to the turn the tables and they refuse to accept they are incorrect

Chickens are fish
They are actually birds
Well I have an entitled opinion and you saying this goes against human rights.
Oh look you are Doing a Lewis

by BigGJohn January 12, 2019

big dick lewis

Me

I have a big dick because my name is lewis

me: I HAVE HUGE DING DONG

everyone: Big Dick Lewis

by BIGDICKLEWIS July 31, 2019

Doing A Lewis

The act of wanting to die by any means. Wether it’s by a spitfire, in a hole or simply not waking up in the morning

God what a weekend that was, I may just be Doing A Lewis in a minute.

by Norwich city center November 24, 2022

Dean Lewis Injury Scale

Named after the world class prime athlete and gymnast cruelly felled in his prime by a tree surgeon.
Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
Available for claims direct adverts.

He got £10,000 on the dean lewis injury scale at the old bailey

by bigus robus December 14, 2012

Dirty Lewis

When you have sex with a girl, only to find out she’s half your age

Boys I’m fucked !
I did a ‘dirty Lewis’ last night

by BrownieRRR April 18, 2020

Daniel Day Lewis

When you have to take a shit, and "There Will Be Blood"

I ate so much food at Ruth's Chris last night. I'm gonna have to take a Daniel Day Lewis

by magillicutti April 4, 2009