Huxtable Swimming Lesson

Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"

Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson

by Motherfuckinglyricalwordsmith August 23, 2010

[Greek] Lessons

Term used by prostitutes to describe anal sex when advertising online. Often examples contain alternate symbols for letters.

This ad here says she will do Greek lessons for an extra 100 bucks ! Gr@@k Lessons for 100 bucks is a bargain.

by twoinchdave December 17, 2008

lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle

Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure

by 0LD0DDys April 5, 2021

Mr. T Lesson

When someone uses excessive force and extreme seriousness in teaching you a lesson.

"Damn! He taught you a Mr. T Lesson!"
"I know this you undernourished penis monger! He threw me out a window for touching his beard!"

by Frank Berg February 21, 2009

lessons

Something you can learn when you are very young or very old or even in between.

You shouldn't be his chloscar otherwise Grahl's parents will kill you.

by your werst nightmare January 20, 2003

lesson plans

A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.

Teacher 1: I spent all night drawing up lesson plans.
Teacher 2: O RLY?

by ASPG February 28, 2009

swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

by D-Miles September 14, 2006