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sign the lease

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone
Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded
by crackmoka December 28, 2005
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leasee

Leasee's are one and a million, Leasee's are very outgoing and outspoken. Leasee's can be your best friend or your worst enemy. All together Leasee's is that girl everyone wish that they had a little bit of them in their lives.
Leasee's the hottest girl ever.
by JuliaMFlemg December 20, 2016
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leabelle

A girl who every boy likes for some reason. They are extremely weird and they tend to say "Yassss" when they remember something. They are also beautiful and love to eat.
Jordan: Wow, she's sure eating a lot for a skinny pretty girl.

Jack: That's true.

Jordan: She's really pretty, who is she?

Jack: Oh, that's Leabelle! How did you not know?
by Snapchat Cutie March 12, 2017
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Off-Lease

Hooking up with a former virgin who just broke up with their first lover.
Guy1: Yo I heard you were trying to hook up with Whitney. It's not happening, she's been with Jack since middle school!

Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.

Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?
by nypaliguy September 17, 2009
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finance lease

A finance lease is where a loaned asset is (in most cases) pimped to one party for the useful lifetime of it.

In the accounts of business, it is recorded much the same as a hire-purcase agreement. It is reocrded in the balance sheet (as at <date>) as the cost of the fixed asset (excluding interest) less the provision for dep'n. It is also recorded in the trading profit and loss account (for year ended <date>) as interest due for the year and the dep'n.

The balance sheet also record finance leasing as a liability for future payments (excluding intrest), see accruals, shared betwixt current liabilities and long-term liabilities.
We have secured a finance lease.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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lasell college

A small school just outside of Boston where the students are a mix of hippies, fashionistas, and jocks (and trust me when I say the jocks are fucking hot as fucking fuck). While the parties lack in numbers, marathon Monday is one darty you don’t want to miss.
Ya I go to Lasell College, last year I passed out at noon on marathon Monday.
by Peaced out Bill February 11, 2018
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Puh-Lease

Something kids & teens say when there is an opportunity or situation to do something terrifying. Often used when trying to sound grown up.
Parent: Are you sure you want to try this broccoli?
Kid: PUH-LEASE! Last night I had spinach.
by Louise_East November 23, 2011
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