lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.

Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.

by Lisa Buttram January 1, 2007

sistah puh-lease

1) used to express agreement or to emphasize a point stated.
2) used lieu of "duh".
3) used to refute an obviously false statement.

1) statement: "wooo, baby got back!" agreement: "sistah, puh-lease!"
2) statement: "phish sucks." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
3) skinny girl says: "omigod, these pants make me look so fat." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"

by koscar February 10, 2005

deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

by Taosboyz August 28, 2021

leadee

n: the person or thing that follows the leader (a follower)

You know, it's a leadee, I think that's the word right?

by AntiC_666 February 9, 2005

goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.

Dude, you got so goat leased last night.

by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009

sign the lease

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone

Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded

by crackmoka December 28, 2005

happily leashed

When someone is whipped, but doesn't care.

"Dude, you're whipped!"
"I prefer to call it happily leashed."

by kissonthehand November 28, 2012