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Always-leaving-never-leaver

Someone who is constantly telling their friends, family and employers that they are leaving the country, but they never do. They may also throw pointless "leaving parties" - Very frustrating when they are still there 3 months later! This term coined by popular New Zealand DJs Fletch and Vaughan
Sally is an always-leaving-never-leaver as she has handed in her resignation 3 times and is constantly telling her workmates that she is moving overseas, however she never does.
by Kaylalalalalalalala May 28, 2013
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Lerping

(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.
John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.
by MichellaBella June 22, 2021
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Leading Learners

A Canadian non-profit which saves students time, stress, and a place to go for all their academic needs.
(www.leadlearners.ca)
Leading Learners has helped me find volunteer opportunities to meet my 30 hours.
by thebestestbest April 26, 2020
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Leaning tower of power

A phrase/slang that refers to Chryslers famously reliable inline-6 engines (170-198-225)
Mike: Hey Bobby, what do you have under the hood in your new 69' Plymouth Fury

Bobby: its got a Leaning tower of power

Mike: why not a V8?

Bobby: I wanted something reliable and easy with gas

Mike: you could've just bought a new car then

Bobby: i would never buy a new car, classics are much more simple and good looking imo
by diplomatic10 August 25, 2023
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Banana Leafing

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.
My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”
by JLiebengut February 2, 2012
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Leaving NeverLand

Leaving NeverLand is a so called “documentary” where two liars called Wade Robson and James Safechuck spend 2 whole hours rambling on about nonsense that Michael jackson (the king of pop) diddnt even do! They were paid by HBO and the whole “documentary” is a big money grab and defamation of the speechless as Michael sadly died in 2009.
Person: Did you know Michael jackson is a pedeophile?? Educated people who know it’s not even a real documentary: no he’s not did you watch leaving NeverLand? Cause that shits fake!
by The real smooth criminal March 15, 2019
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the blind leading the blind

an expression which describes a situation where there is confusion or lack of direction.
"ever since that company got new management, it's been like the blind leading the blind over there."
by Bungalow Bill July 23, 2007
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