spit roast lamentation

Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.

After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama June 16, 2016

Lament

Straight talk with God about the bad job he’s doing... at least from your perspective

How long? We lament.

by johnnyblaze202020 November 24, 2019

Lamentable

Some gay word French people use to describe a pathetic thing that is regrettable.

Johnny Canuck: "Did you see the riots in Vansterdam?"
Jean-Jacques-Henry-Marie Cousteau de Sacamerde: "Yes it was lamentable."
Johnny Canuck: "Fucking gay thing to say Cousteau."

by Le Beaver June 16, 2011

lamentary

Slightly sarcasticly complimentary.

Flovely is short for "freakin' lovely" , in other words, the phrase that is used to replace other lamentary phrases.

by toddanthonyjohnson August 29, 2009

editor's lament

When you're editing definitions on Urban Dictionary and have a pretty good rhythm going and you deny a "Misandry" and assume that a "man" is going to pop up next but it doesn't and you accidentally deny a legit word because of an itchy trigger finger.

Oh shit! I just denied a perfectly good word because I was locked and loaded for "Misandry". Oh well,just write it off as editor's lament.

by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

Lawrentina

The sexiest bitch on the block, aka the very definition of sexy. Has the brains and the body to boot. Will grow up to be a supermodel humanitarian activist doctor person. Or something along those lines.

"Did you see the Lawrentina chick go by?"

"Yeah! She'll defs win the next Miss Universe."

by SnapeLives November 24, 2013

Lament Configuration

A gate way to another dimension. When opened, it can give you pleasures beyond your wildest dreams. The priest it summons will show you the desires you crave.

Priest- "The box, you opened it, We came"
You- "What is it?"
Priest- "The Lament Configuration, now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures"

by TheOneTheOnlyCamel September 22, 2021