the lactose intolerant friend

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021

Lottos

A place where lots of Aussies go to enter competitions and win prizes. A meeting place for like-minded compers.

I found out about that competition at Lottos.

by Tiddalik August 27, 2009

lactosious

Any food or drink that appears or tastes better simply by the high level of milk (or cheese, or any other milk byproduct) content it contains...

Karen's iced coffee looked so lactosious because of all of the half&half she had in there...

by psyCohn December 17, 2009

Lactose intolerant

Someone who consumes large amounts of dairy

“Nick, you’re eating pizza, I thought you were lactose intolerant?” “I am”

by cartman911 February 7, 2021

Latios

My favorite Dragon-type Pokemon!

Latios! Use Memento!

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

latto

latto is a term of mulatto but "mu" reminds me of a cow so its now latto a person of one black and one white parents.

joe: what race are you?
mike: im latto

by latto June 1, 2006

lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.

Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!

by hellpuppy November 19, 2007