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stink lasso

(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".
Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>
by Daniel San April 9, 2006
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Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
by Lasso Victim December 26, 2007
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lysosomes

A science term used by geeks that have no life
"My lysosomes are tingling" -Spider-Man 2014
by Terracotta January 18, 2017
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chocolate lasso

Taking a dump into a long sock and then swinging it around your head before slapping it into your partner face. Works best with slightly runny shit.
I just gave her an awesome chocolate lasso. She looked like she'd been stotted.
by bungus June 9, 2010
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Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner
by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014
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do the lasso

when you take your shirt off and start spinning it over your head like a helicoptah!!!
It's hella hot, let's take our shirt off and do the lasso!
by Chingo Bling July 2, 2006
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lasso-dicking

Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.

Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.
Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.

Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.
by Leolizard October 12, 2009
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