Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

by Krunkmister October 16, 2007

Lasers

"See you later." Evolution from using "Laters" in place of "Later".
Mostly useful for geeky, computer savy smart types.

Person 1: "Dude, I gotta go, I'm gonna be late."
Person 2: "Cool man, I'll catch you laters."
Person 1: "Alright, lasers."

by Sue Tissue December 9, 2008

laser

noun: usu. plural, a light-colored line of skin due to overstreatching of elastic tissue of the skin due to obeisity or pregnancy;stretch mark

"Once he took off his shirt he revealed more lasers than anyone thought existed on one man's body."

by B.O. August 11, 2004

Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

by MH Sigma March 22, 2011

laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

by Sam July 19, 2004

laser in on

to concentrate; to zero in on.

We need to laser in on poverty alleviation.

by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010

Lasering

A very hand-off approach to owning a business. You never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. When you're not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business....but hey.... you own it.

Customer: Hi, I would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?

by Ken Styles August 11, 2013