laser

noun: usu. plural, a light-colored line of skin due to overstreatching of elastic tissue of the skin due to obeisity or pregnancy;stretch mark

"Once he took off his shirt he revealed more lasers than anyone thought existed on one man's body."

by B.O. August 12, 2004

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Where we'd be if we did'nt have gun powder.

Cory: And where would we be if the Chinese had'nt invented gunpowder?

Jamie: Lasers...

by vietnam 68 June 06, 2007

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Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

by MH Sigma March 08, 2011

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A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

by Sam July 20, 2004

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Lasering

A very hand-off approach to owning a business. You never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. When you're not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business....but hey.... you own it.

Customer: Hi, I would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?

by Ken Styles July 08, 2013

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