lava lamp

A person who periodically gains and loses weight.

Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.

by Al3x_lavalover August 26, 2006

Lava Lamp

When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.

Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.

Ouch, it really must have hurt my girlfriend when I lava lamped her last night.

by the candy man really can't April 22, 2011

Lava Lamp

Some G-dawg that lives on some hawaiin or volcanic vestable

Hey cuud, Paco here is a Lava Lamp, the foo came here from hawaii

by Natedizzle February 26, 2003

irish lava lamp

A shot of cum with a Jameson chaser.

“The Irish Lava Lamp, blow your load with a side of Jameson”

by Sarahhmarrie February 12, 2019

lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".

That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?

by Another September 14, 2008

Lava lamp

When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back

Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!

by emte93 June 5, 2017

Lava lamp

A lava lamp is mad trippy and is like the must for a greeb

Anya fullers lava lamp broke she was mad cuz when she was off on mandy she couldn’t stare at it

by Ollie16inchWhiteBoy May 9, 2018