While receiving felatio, before you orgasm, you grab the head of the person performing said task, turn their head and ejaculate in their ear.
Man 1: I don't think she'll hear you come in with the camera.
Man 2: Really? Why do you think that?
Man 1: Because I usually give her a drippy laredo. I'll make sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.
Man 2: Really? Why do you think that?
Man 1: Because I usually give her a drippy laredo. I'll make sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.
by a caterer January 20, 2011
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by augustonovato April 22, 2010
Get the happy bit-lated birthday mug.n. (LAY-tred): Latred is exhibited by someone with very little tolerance for tardiness. Latred can be verbalized or it can be given by a nonverbal cue such as turning around in one's chair in an exaggerated fashion to glare at the person who is late (often causing more disruption than the tardy person). Most often, high school teachers, elitist students, coworkers, and bailiffs are guilty of latred.
Latred is a form of straightred
Latred is a form of straightred
I was late to the lecture and when I walked in, half of the people in the room turned around to stare at me...you could cut the latred with a knife...
by Thisisjohnsmith April 10, 2007
Get the Latred mug.Laredo is quite boring. There's hardly anything to do besides the mall where the idiot teenagers wander around, being loud, and yelling at each other. Don't get me wrong, not everyone is stupid here, I have some of the smartest friends. And, believe me, they're difficult to find.
As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.
As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.
It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.
People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!
And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.
This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.
As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.
As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.
It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.
People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!
And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.
This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.
Laredo is hot, not so smart, but not so dumb, peaceful, boring, and the Language is very unique. Just make sure you have an a/c.
by Forgeltz December 4, 2010
Get the Laredo mug.God forsaken border town in S. Texas. Where progress goes to die... A city full of illiterates, that are happy to be stupid and who are not trying to get smarter. Few people speak English, including the idiots born in the U.S and who graduated from U.S schools..(Just try ordering breakfast in English). A rancid, hot garbage smell envelopes the entire town. There's no racism.. (if you are Mexican. If you are white, it's like being a black man in Selma during the marches) The only thing good about Laredo is when you leave...
Q: Excuse me sir, what is that horrible smell?
A: (Laughing) Ehhhh that's the smell of Laredo Weyyyyyyyyyy!
A: (Laughing) Ehhhh that's the smell of Laredo Weyyyyyyyyyy!
by Paper_Chaser June 10, 2010
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Get the Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage mug.Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.
Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.
by Victor February 3, 2004
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