Lanette

The sexiest, most beautiful amazing women you could ever find.. you are either unworthy or stupid to lose a Lanette.

Guy 1: Wow dude you found a Lanette!!
Guy 2: I know I am soooo lucky.

by CMGLRG January 2, 2012

Zetus Lapetus

An expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999). The expression is also frequently used in 'Zenon: The Zequel' (2001) and 'Zenon: Z3' (2004), both installments of the 'Zenon' television film series. However, there is no known translation or actual meaning of Zetus Lapetus.

Margie: "Oh my gosh, aliens are said to be arriving tomorrow from the nearby black hole!"

Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"

by Sin Minor July 30, 2010

laptop hobo

unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi

Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"

Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."

by msdanger92 May 23, 2013

Laptip

Laptip is when a girl (or dude)l sits on a guy's lap and the guy gets a boner and she (or he) moves around on his tip and he cums.

Darryl: Hey Jimmy Jr. whats on your jeans?
Jimmy Jr: Tina just laptipped me.

by Charlie Fitz December 23, 2014

Laetizia

Laetizia aka Laeti, is a beautiful person. Often times a Laeti will not realize how beautiful they are and lets other's opinions crowd their self judgement. Very smart and usually knows exactly when to say what and where. They don't often judge people upon first impressions or in general. A Laeti is very accepting. They are very accurate on when it comes to choosing friends. It is hard to gain their trust but once you're friends, they'll be by your side and help you whenever. They are very forgiving but not so much that people take advantage of them. Sometimes a Laetizia will hurt you and not notice it but everything else about them will make you understand and forgive them. Is shy and quiet at first but once you get to know them, is the biggest goof ball. Loves to make people laugh and is a great friend. Sweet and sensitive and has the cutest personality. The most loyal friend you will ever have, and the best lover you will meet, if you're lucky to get them, don't let go. Beautiful, intelligent, friendly, kind, sexy... Most gorgeous hair and face.

Person 1: Have you heard of that girl Laetizia

Person 2: Oh, you mean Leddy that pretty shordy.

Person 1: Yes! it's actually Laeti

by eleanorbmtn November 15, 2019

how to steal a laptop

bang chan disapproves anyway.

a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.

by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020

Laetitia

Laetitia is by far the prettiest and greatest person on this planet, as friend she is always there for you. She is very greedy and often buys to much food. She can't decide if she just likes a person or loves someone! Everyone who knows Laetitia is happy to have met her!!!

Laetitia: are you stupid?

by Preak12ert June 4, 2020