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Langley High School

One of the nation's best high schools, ranked at #98 in the nation. We may not be too good in football, track or most other fall or winter sports, but we wreck in wrestling, lacrosse and tennis. in fact, we are godly at lacrosse.

We do come from wealthy families, but kids here mind their own business and won't pick on you unless you're an idiot that tries to stand out. The girls here aren't all plastic. Like any other school, we have the plastic hoes, the pretty, genuine girls, the ugly girls, etc.

Our rival is McLean.
Man, I really wish we could win states in lacrosse, but we had the misfortune to be in the same state as Langley.

Fuck, Langley High School just won wrestling districts for the 12th year in a row. This is embarrassing.

Langley High School won in tennis again? I thought TJ was supposed to be good.

We may smoke weed, but at Langley High School, we get into Ivy League schools anyways.
by This Is Saxon Country November 6, 2012
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Langley Window

An extremely small restored down window on a computer monitor used for discreet internet browsing, esp. at work.
Do you think I can't see you've got a Langley window open?
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lanelyn

A very good looking but always getting hurt by her own thoughts, she likes to overthink a lot and she's a sensitive girl
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tristen langley

Tristen Langley better win American idol or I'll quit watching forever.
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Langley High School

Ah Langley... so many things are said about it. Most people from Northern Virginia, especially Mclean High School, Langley's rival, will remark that Langley is nothing but a bunch of rich, stuck-up, snobs living off "daddy's money". It is true that Langley High School parents are mostly well-off but that does not mean that all of them raise their children to be ungrateful, selfish snobs. In fact, every school has its population of sluts, drug dealers and doers, snobs, daddys-girls, dumb jocks, etc. Langley is just the school people decide to stereotype. But any school can fit that make. Additionally a lot of people that go to Langley are "real", have jobs, work hard in school and in sports.
As a result, Langley students consistently have the highest SAT scores in the region (not including Thomas Jefferson, a magnet school), are ranked highest among other regional school's in Newsweeks top 100, perform well at sports (often times beating McLean - a lot), have higher acceptance rates at Ivy League colleges and in state schools such as UVA and William and Mary.
Furthermore, when writing an urban dictionary entry, they are smart enough to make a logical arguement enumerating why it is that they are better than McLean High School, and to simply point out that people shouldn't steroetype. Look at the facts (entry number 2 especially) and you will see that when Langley students say they are better at something than another - often times they are. This runs the gammit from athletics to academics.
Finally, McLean, you are just jealous because you will always be remembered as the school 5 miles away that could just never compete
"Good thing we go to Langley High School, or else we'd be like Mclean and wouldn't be able to understand words used such as enumerated and gammit"
by Taylor S January 14, 2008
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Langley

A truly amazing nice girl. If you ever find a Langley keep her, she's very beautiful inside and out! Also very god damn hot
Luke: wow I just found a perfect girl!

Kris: not as perfect as Langley
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Langley Park School For Boys

Shithole with shit teachers, im not allowed inside the building while eating food or with my coat on, its fucking shit. Loads of homework who enjoys that, teachers are fucking buzz kills. They force you to do French as a GCSE its a fucking torture chamber . Mr Crawford is calm though. 1/10 🙂.
Langley Park School For Boys is a fucking shithole.
by Some fat twat April 1, 2020
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