landards

A person who has low standards.

Dan has landards, he will hook-up with ugly chicks

by Jeromeiskol? December 9, 2009

Lanlard

To bluntly shut down a proposed idea or incorrect query via a pause and simple "No". Often to the specific embarrassment of the subject.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

"Don't you cook to 165° C to make honeycomb?"
"... no."
“Well, that was a Lanlard...thanks mate”

"He just asked if that was the right peeler to zest an orange."
"Oof, he just ABSOLUTELY Lanlarded him!"

by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021

lingard

A family name known for superior intellect and sexual prowess.

Mr. Lingard is a smart mother-fucker. And his ability to please a woman is second to none.

by Lingard51 January 8, 2014

lanyard

noun;
male sex organ (see also fanyard)

The spaniard put his lanyard in her fanyard.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Lagarde

Someone who is beautiful, caring, or has a perfect personality.

Example 1: Wow, you are completely a Lagarde!

Example 2: Do you see that girl over there? I heard she's Lagarde status.

by Mike710 February 24, 2009

lanyardlicious

Adj.- the sexyness and/or hottness that comes with wearing a lanyard.

My sears essentials name tag (a lanyard)makes me totally lanyardlicious.

by Murphy D September 25, 2005

langerd

crazy ass drunk

i went to the lodge and of course got ridiculously langerd

by limlover11 January 4, 2010