Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

by EWMB March 4, 2018

Emergency Landing

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

Landing Pad

A layer of toilet paper (usually somewhere between 3 and 8 pieces) laid down on the surface of water within the toilet bowl before one has a bowel movement. This layer of toilet paper, or ‘landing pad’, serves a 3-fold purpose: (1) To prevent the dreaded splashback effect caused by the fecal displacement of water; (2) To soften the “KER-PLUNK!” sound that often occurs when feces breaks the surface tension of the water (this is particularly effective because the toilet paper disables the properties of water’s surface tension by acting as a semi-permeable membrane, a sort of dampening medium between water and air; further, the speed of the displacement of the water is lessened, which makes for a much softer noise); and (3) To bring about an awareness of the TP supply before use, negating any chance that one might have a bowel movement, only to look over and notice that there is no toilet paper.

Johnny: "Dude, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time last night. Halfway through the night I realised that I needed to take a massive dump, which was uncomfortable because the bathroom was next to the living room where they were sitting, and the house was dead quiet"

Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"

Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"

by JPaps January 8, 2011

another happy landing

Phrase used to indicate that a ship has landed sucessfully. One of many obi-one liners

*crashes starship into the ground*
"Another happy landing"

by Lumpyland69 February 7, 2017

butter landing

A butter landing is a very smooth landing where you flare up at least 20 degrees and then smoothly put the nose down.

Wow he made a butter landing.

by The Airplane gui February 7, 2022

Sloppy landing

That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl

A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up

by Dick Slapp November 23, 2013

Lost Lands

A place where some of the biggest dinosaurs, wooks and headbangers from all around the world meet up and just get absolutely fucked and listen to music for 14 hours straight the bass so loud it will make you shit yourself The king of bass Himself Excision throws this giant dinosaur party this guy is seriously the coolest mother fucker alive and he deservese nothing but love i think hes actually a T-rex.

If your are reading this i fucking love you because who else would search this besides someone who gos to Lost Lands

Headbanger- Dude did you see Excision Prehisoric Paradox set at Lost Lands?

Wook- Naw man i was in a K-hole the whole entire time i woke up in the med tent.

Headbanger - Naw thanks man i got some Molly from some guy im gonna ride the rail all day.

Wook - aww man its all good *grabs spoon and does a bump and walks away*

Me LOST LANDS IS THE SHIT!

by Space Face July 17, 2019