Terminal Lance

A lance corporal in the USMC that will never make it past the rank of E-3 for one reason or another.

Who cares about my PFT im a terminal lance anyways.

by Super Duper lcpl Q.. May 26, 2009

James Lance

A comedy actor who deserves greater importance.

It's... James Lance

(People Cheer)

by bsher05 February 5, 2008

Adam Lanza

Adam Lanza was quiet and socially awkward. There are too many quiet and socially awkward people in the world, male and female, to make identifying the next Adam Lanza a realistic priority. The one person that could have set the kid free (himself, to free himself from himself) failed to act, failed to tell anyone about who he was, so instead he decided to show the world something else, to take the freedoms and lives of many people in the process.

There are a lot of people with the personality similar to Adam Lanza that never take a life, so trying to give people information about his personality and hope they they will produce another Adam Lanza for you before the act (like Minority Report) is silliness. Everyone is part of the problem, but the kid had to be the one to do the work on himself, not every other person doing the work on him for him.

by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022

Lancer

Lancer is a character in Deltarune who is the "bad guy" in the beginning, but later on, loses a battle to join your team. He has also become a meme because of his silliness, and various faces.

Man: "Yo did you play Deltarune yet?"
Man 2:"Of course dude! Lancer is my favorite character!"

by My Pseudonym is here now. January 31, 2019

Getting Lance Rocke'd

The Sensation of getting licked in between the toes by a beautiful woman

Rob:Dude,I was Getting Lance Rocke'd Last night by my girlfriend. It felt amazing

Eric:Nice,man.

by Shirlena99 July 5, 2014

thermal lance

noun
The sex act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce.

I said "no way" when my girlfriend wanted to give me a thermal lance.

by Sneaky Horsey March 20, 2016

Lance

A lance. They’re seen as a person who has many friends, but they may prefer to be lonely. Though, deep down they have a couple of good friends they would like to be with. A lance will never fail to upset you, and can always make you from sad to happy. Never loose a lance, because they might need you just as much as you need them. They might look down apon themself, but that’s because they fail to see the best part of themselves. They can do it, but they think they can’t. It’s up to you to show them that. They’re amazing, and if you have to leave them it will be hard. Because, a lance will never hurt you. They will love you for who you are.

“Is that lance? Fuck yeah it is!”

by Anon_ym_ous June 3, 2018