Lament Configuration

A gate way to another dimension. When opened, it can give you pleasures beyond your wildest dreams. The priest it summons will show you the desires you crave.

Priest- "The box, you opened it, We came"
You- "What is it?"
Priest- "The Lament Configuration, now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures"

by TheOneTheOnlyCamel September 22, 2021

Lamentations

It teaches us to be concerned for the welfare of Gods people to mourn for our sins and asking the Lord for his forgiveness when we fail him

Lamentations was meant to be a sad book

well really if you have a car, you can simply drive to church and make yourself better

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Barry's Lament

When you pass a swift, upset sounding fart that makes you look like a dipshit.

On the morrow I shall pass a quick Barry's Lament.

by PoseidonMaker420 February 29, 2024

lament

To complain about the why, the how, or the when as it relates to God and people

How long must I lament? When will you smitten those philistines?

by johnnyblaze202020 May 16, 2025