Lakers

Best basketball team in the NBA , beat their rivals, the Boston Celtics in 2010

"Are you going to the Lakers game tonight?

Hell yeahh, they are playing the 7th game against the celtics and of course they are going to win and take the championship."

by lakers2010champs June 26, 2010

laker

A small fart, also known as silent but deadly

"Julian, I just layed a laker!"
"Lakers are sweet, Asim, let me try"

by Asim June 19, 2005

Lakers

One of the weakest teams in the NBA now that they traded Shaq to the Heat. Kobe averaging 27 ppg, but that is pretty much it. He will leave soon, as will everyone else because coaching staff sucks ass. The fans, since they are a bunch of Hollywood pissants, will begin leaving.

Ever since the Lakers traded Shaq, they suck some serious dick.

by hawkdude56 April 23, 2005

Lakers

Pennsylvania high school girls basketball CHAMPIONS

hey bro the lady lakers trashed that sucky harrisburg team yo

by Smooth Joe McCool...aka ryan July 11, 2004

laker

a straight person pretending to be lesbian; hence "lesbian faker"

Did you see her lookin at him? What a laker.

by cmarsh August 13, 2006

Lakers

The Greatest and most envied team in the league, consisting of:
Kobe Bryant - The next Jordan
Shaquille O'Neal - The Most Dominant Ever
Karl Malone - The least selfish player in the league (Antonym: T-Mac)

All the kings fan wish the Lakers were up in Sacramento.

by kobe4prez July 08, 2004

laker

a wealthy person who does not live at the lake but owns a cottage and/or boat there. most travel a minimum of an hour to inconveniently make the lake busy as hell. lakers make the gas prices go up and increase the summer population by 200%.

laker: "i just bought a boat that i don't know how to drive. can you show me to the nearest marina with the most expensive gas, since i can afford it, so i can fill my 2 boats and 7 jetskis?"

local: "you must be a laker."

by cakehoe July 14, 2008