Legless

Daniels condition caused by being too small and down syndromistic making his legs disappear into thin air, have you seen them??

Hey bro have you seen legless?
Nah bro not seen Daniel for a while just look down to find him

by Daniel99gg January 22, 2020

Legless lizard

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.

A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021

Armless Legless Onesie

A one-pieced garment that is also known as a bodysuit or leotard; A term usually used for referring to an infant's bodysuit or leotard.

The baby wearing the grey armless legless onesie was crawling around in his playpen.

by Myka M. November 26, 2018

milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017

Tyler Lawless

Known for shaping the lifestyle and guidelines that the straight edge community live by, Tyler also was an original member of the Edge-core band xBLANKETx. After parting with the band in mid 05' he went on to release a solo album title "All Out Better". The album debuted in the spring of 06' at number one on the Billboards top 200. Tyler's fame quickly caught on and he gained many followers which laid down a good basis for the religion T-Lawism. The religion consisted of worshiping and honoring the All Mighty T Law with mannerisms such as taking an absence in the consumption of drugs and alcohol, keeping the flow of the dance pit going, and honoring him with tattoos. This was also the first known religion to adopt the custom of conducting Baptisms with A&W Rootbeer instead on the more commonly seen Holy Water. Tyler now currently resides atop Bond Hill in the heart of Botany Hills where he manages his Record Label Interscope Records. The record currently promotes the likes of emerging bands in the Hardcore and Pop-Punk scenes such as Heroes, All Out Best, Smarter Than Einstein, Lost Luggage, and Dead In Lights.

"Dude did you see Tyler Lawless in the pit!? He was leveling Everyone!"

"Little kids look under their bed for the Boogey man, The Boogey man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Tyler Lawless!"

by somecrazyrandomdudeinabox December 1, 2009

slut and legless

London Australian slang for the Slug and Lettuce. A popular chain bar, esp. with those of the antipodean persuasion.

"Feel like getting pissed. Whatdyareckon?"
"yeah. slut and legless."

by reuben February 15, 2004

Lawless

Noun - A man with no regard for the law; lacking the slightest regard for the CPLR and its mandates. To whom the defendant has been deemed guilty before argument has commenced. A man drunk on his own power and whose conduct proceeds from an inherent ill-will towards advocacy; a man with whom justice is not blind. An individual not fit for the bench.

This guy Lawless might have me arrested and thrown in jail for contempt if I actually try to argue that. He's palpably absurd!

by Marty McGlush October 28, 2007