by jmivi July 21, 2005
The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.
Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."
Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."
Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."
Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."
Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."
by -Mike Ryan- December 23, 2007
by Eatdatpussyup555 December 09, 2019
by Ebonicronicals November 08, 2005
Look at that Laffy Taffy ass nigga.
by CrckrJack22 July 04, 2011
by Richard Dibble January 16, 2006
A type of girl with a personality comparable to 'laffy taffy' candy. This particular type of girl comes wrapped up very prettily with bright packaging that yells 'pick me, pick me!' However, she is mass produced and found everywhere. She is nice and sweet and fun to be with for a while, but, as with laffy taffy candy, the goodness is gone all too quickly and you are left with nothing but a brightly colored empty wrapper.
Example 1:
Jenifer: My brother brought home another laffy taffy again last night. When will he learn?
Example 2:
Kendra: Did you see his new girlfriend? she's such a laffy taffy.
Example 3:
Alex: Damn, look at that laffy taffy! She's hot!
Aaron: If you say so, man. I prefer girls with a real personality.
Jenifer: My brother brought home another laffy taffy again last night. When will he learn?
Example 2:
Kendra: Did you see his new girlfriend? she's such a laffy taffy.
Example 3:
Alex: Damn, look at that laffy taffy! She's hot!
Aaron: If you say so, man. I prefer girls with a real personality.
by wolfstarlover July 02, 2010