Lady parts

The vagina and the heart

Gene: "Which are the lady parts?"
Tina: "The vagina and the heart."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Lady Pimp

Mina the one and only original lady pimp.
She is an owner of male prostitutes and also female prostitutes.She sells them for certain deeds like sex and drug dealings also to do dirty biddings.

Shes got a truck full of hoes, she the biggest pimp of all. Shes a Lady Pimp

by Amy January 18, 2005

Lady Pimp

Girl who is not a slut with guys.

Jenna is a Lady Pimp.

by anicepersonagain August 2, 2011

Lady Pond

A term used to sexually describe a relationship with a woman and another woman. Lesbianism basically.

Cameron Diaz took a "Dip in The 'Lady Pond'.

by Ladyinthewater May 29, 2016

Lady Porn

1: Girly magazines that we all secretly love, no matter how feminist we try to be

2: Softcore romance novels that are basically the scripts for porn, but more 18th century and cheesy.

1: Elle, Vogue, Cosmo, Seventeen, etc, etc.

2: They're the paperbacks in the shitty bookstores, often featuring Fabio on the covers, shirt unbuttoned, hair billowing in the wind.

In a sentence*-
Girl 1: Look, there's a shitty bookstore!
Girl 2: Let's go in and get some lady porn!
Girl 1: Yay!

*note: definitions are interchangeable

by Nia Earth Destroyer March 4, 2007

Old Lady Perfume

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."

Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."

by mlamson January 7, 2011

lady pond

Taking a plunge into lesbianism

She made me want to take a deep in the lady pond.

by Jjblonde May 22, 2016