duke lacrosse team

a team of non-rapists whose sport and reputations have been destroyed due to over-exploitation and ignorance. many people like to talk about the duke rape case but they actually have very few of the facts (the rest of which they make up in accordance to their own opinions) and jump to conclusions and uninformed decisions.

"Someone knocked a guy unconcious at Cook Out because he was wearing a Duke Lacrosse team shirt? What a fool."

by * voice of reason * May 24, 2006

duke lacrosse

To accuse customers of rape whilst simultaneously holding at least five other "flavors" of DNA inside oneself, leftover from previous naked performance(s).

The nappy-headed ho that duke lacrossed 'em didn't play no basketball, but she sure did dribble. Good ball handler, too, they say.

by Dick TrampStampski May 2, 2007

lacrosse goalie

A person that has enough balls to guard a 6' by 6' net while only using his body and his stick to lead his team to victory. Lacrosse goalies are always willing and daring to put themself in the path of a 5 ounce solid rubber ball traveling at speeds in excess of 100+ mph to stop a shot. Not everyone can be a lacrosse goalie. The position requires extreme amounts of cordination, skill, and bravery. Lacrosse goalies wear little amounts of protection compared to other positions or other contact sports. The only position for a real champ on a lacrosse team.

A real man that isn't afraid to take a hit that leaves a black and blue mark the size of a dinner plate on the inside of their leg. A real leader of the team and a person that isn't afraid of anything. Someone is says... Pain goes away, Victories last a lifetime, and chick dig scars. And that is what a lacrosse goalie is.

by laxgoalie6 December 24, 2008

lacrosse-stitute

The easy women who hang around Lacrosse players at college parties.

'Oh, man, this place is full of tail. So many lacrosse-stitutes!'

by Tacoman May 22, 2006

Kiss a lacrosse player day

Every year on October 29 lovely girls will go up to lacrosse players and give them a kiss

Are you guys ready for kiss a lacrosse player day?

by Yum tuna October 23, 2019

girls lacrosse

where girls go to kick ass.

“ girls lacrosse is stupid and girls who play”

“why aren’t you playing it then?”

by Asskdjdbwainfbehqkwkdhek June 7, 2018

Lacrossetitute

A woman who has either dated or slept with multiple lacrosse players.

Wow, I think this is Kaitlin's fourth boyfriend who has played lacrosse, she must be a lacrossetitute.

by M^22 April 17, 2009